joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

So Snookie is pregnant again.

heroinfriday:

specialsnowflakesanonymous:

heroinfriday:

Direct quote talking about her baby:

"I’m disappointed that I’m having a boy."

Well, cunt, I’m sure your baby is sad that he has a dumb fucking useless twat like you is his mom.

Bitch.

-Liv

Is there something wrong with a parent hoping for the opposite sex of their first child? I thought the whole “one of each” thing was actually really common? 

Don’t confuse “I wish it was a girl” with “I hate this baby” 

-Billy

If she was just like, I was hoping for a girl but I’m happy anyway, it’d be different.

But this was legit, yeah I’m actually really disappointed I’m having a boy I didn’t want a boy.

Like she’s already disappointed in a child for being born the wrong gender for HER LIFE, HER ENJOYMENT, HER PREFERENCE.

-Liv

…. This really sounds like you are putting words in her mouth. If i got pregnant and found out that the baby was a girl, i would be a little fucking disappointed, why? Because if i do ever get pregnant, i would prefer having a boy. No real reason as to why, i just do. That doesnt mean that i am disappointed in the fucking CHILD, i would still love the child and treat them the same as any child i would have, boy or girl. If any thing the disappointment is aimed at life, and is more of a “well damn, oh well” kind of disappointed. 

People are allowed to hope for a certain gender, their allowed to be disappointed if it doesnt happen. That doesnt mean they are going to hate or neglect the child or something. 

Also people word things differently all the time. by just  saying “I’m disappointed that I’m having a boy.” She could have damn meant “I was hoping for a girl but I’m happy anyway, it’d be different” Because thats what i get from that quote alone.

throwtheedgars:

missdiddlez:

kayyas:

ltkatiejensen:

youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.

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I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 

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yes but guitar hero jack 

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Jack is just a national treasure

miss-nerdgasmz:

queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

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bluesigma:

equaliteaandcrumpets:

persephoneholly:

Ahahaha. Here you go:

See how there’s no overlap? 

^ YES. And in case that didn’t get through to OP, I added my own edits:

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i don’t know if consent is really a factor concerning a foetus, since they’re…well…a foetus. It’s not like they chose to be there. However, overall this is a good post.

well, I see it more as, someone else is chosing to use your body FOR the fetus. Like, if a doctor refuses to give you an abortion, that doctor(or congressman, law maker, father, mother, ANYONE who might be able to stop you from an abortion) is basically using your body against your consent to allow a fetus to survive, if that makes sense.

the-pietriarchy:

tardis-to-hogwarts:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him

The phone screen was totally photoshopped.

don’t be ridiculous this story is 100% real

dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.

Source

all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

"fuck it, a backwards s is close enough"

theoriginalsocalcrunch:

phoenix-aflame:

heroinfriday:

phoenix-aflame:

heroinfriday:

congenitalprogramming:

lisaquestions:

hyena-punk:

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…

Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine

Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality

Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

Like, yeah cheating is bad. dont do it. but who the fuck thinks this is a valid reaction, like if this happened to me id be fucked up for weeks. It not a ok god damn thing to do to someone for just cheating

I figure the kind of guy who’d lock a woman in a car with hundreds of cockroaches for cheating on him is the kind of guy who’d give a woman a hundred reasons to cheat on him in the first place.

Like, cheating sucks. Intentionally traumatizing people sucks more.

The bolded. Cheating is cheating is cheating but going out of your way to fucking traumatize someone for it is fucking stupid. They cheated on you. Move the fuck on. You’re out here scheming minor supervillain moves on them and shit get your life in order.

I dunno man, this feels like sweet sweet justice. As someone who has cheated and has been cheated on—by different people—I feel like this is an acceptable fuck you to do to someone for emotionally scarring you into having little trust in all relationships. -Liv

No i deff consider this an abusive act. Getting cheated on sucks, but that doesnt mean LOCK SOMEONE IN A CAR WITH SOMETHING THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY FRIGHTENED BY. Maybe Im biased, Theres only one thing i would react this way to, and that spiders, If someone did this to me, i would end up having panic attacks, i would be terrified to open boxes like that ever again, i probably wouldnt be able to sit in a backseat, I would be extremely fucked up, Because someone would have forcibly exposed me to one of my phobias. Again, maybe im biased because i would only react this way to a phobia (of which i have 3). But that doesnt take away from the fact that shes obviously extremely distressed, and anyone who would honestly do this to someone for cheating, is an extremely fucked up person.

Im a vindictive cunt, i always have been, if you hurt me or fuck me over i WILL get you back, but even i can see that this is too extreme for cheating, almost everyone is going to get cheated on at one point, it sucks, but its the truth.

Dude have you never seen the extreme measures women go to get revenge on men who cheat on them? This is literally minor

-Liv

This isn’t minor to me, and it doesnt matter what gender they are, going to anywhere near an extreme like this is wrong, disgusting, and abusive. Like I said being cheated on sucks, but getting back at them by putting them in this much obvious distress is disgusting. Just because you are angry and hurt does not excuse reacting like this. If you want to get back at the trick them into dying their hair or some shit, or warn their future partners, don’t fucking do something that can potentially give them panic attacks

Honestly, saying that traumatizing someone like this is not okay just gets me because it’s almost as if cheating would not traumatize someone for life.

I mean, I still say just move on.  An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Except I DONT find cheating traumatizing. At all. I have been cheated on, it hurt like a bitch, but I’m not fucking traumatized by it. But something like this would fuck me up so badly that I would honestly fucking have issues getting into backseats of cars. Getting cheated on hurts, it sucks, but its not the fucking same as giving someone panic attacks for revenge.

On top of that cheating isn’t fucking okay either. But this goes above and beyond no okay

heroinfriday:

phoenix-aflame:

heroinfriday:

congenitalprogramming:

lisaquestions:

hyena-punk:

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…

Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine

Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality

Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

Like, yeah cheating is bad. dont do it. but who the fuck thinks this is a valid reaction, like if this happened to me id be fucked up for weeks. It not a ok god damn thing to do to someone for just cheating

I figure the kind of guy who’d lock a woman in a car with hundreds of cockroaches for cheating on him is the kind of guy who’d give a woman a hundred reasons to cheat on him in the first place.

Like, cheating sucks. Intentionally traumatizing people sucks more.

The bolded. Cheating is cheating is cheating but going out of your way to fucking traumatize someone for it is fucking stupid. They cheated on you. Move the fuck on. You’re out here scheming minor supervillain moves on them and shit get your life in order.

I dunno man, this feels like sweet sweet justice. As someone who has cheated and has been cheated on—by different people—I feel like this is an acceptable fuck you to do to someone for emotionally scarring you into having little trust in all relationships. -Liv

No i deff consider this an abusive act. Getting cheated on sucks, but that doesnt mean LOCK SOMEONE IN A CAR WITH SOMETHING THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY FRIGHTENED BY. Maybe Im biased, Theres only one thing i would react this way to, and that spiders, If someone did this to me, i would end up having panic attacks, i would be terrified to open boxes like that ever again, i probably wouldnt be able to sit in a backseat, I would be extremely fucked up, Because someone would have forcibly exposed me to one of my phobias. Again, maybe im biased because i would only react this way to a phobia (of which i have 3). But that doesnt take away from the fact that shes obviously extremely distressed, and anyone who would honestly do this to someone for cheating, is an extremely fucked up person.

Im a vindictive cunt, i always have been, if you hurt me or fuck me over i WILL get you back, but even i can see that this is too extreme for cheating, almost everyone is going to get cheated on at one point, it sucks, but its the truth.

Dude have you never seen the extreme measures women go to get revenge on men who cheat on them? This is literally minor

-Liv

This isn’t minor to me, and it doesnt matter what gender they are, going to anywhere near an extreme like this is wrong, disgusting, and abusive. Like I said being cheated on sucks, but getting back at them by putting them in this much obvious distress is disgusting. Just because you are angry and hurt does not excuse reacting like this. If you want to get back at the trick them into dying their hair or some shit, or warn their future partners, don’t fucking do something that can potentially give them panic attacks

bluesigma:

…well that ending was total fucking bullshit. what the fuck?

instead of explaining more things, it got deeper and deeper into weird bullshit time/dimension stuff, and then decides that killing himself to stop him becoming comstock is the only answer, thus erasing elizabeth from existence as well.

instead of, y’know, finding a way to keep booker out of debt or stopping the baptism altogether, or taking his daughter to an orphanage and killing himself later, or a whole range of other things…he kills himself before his daughter is born, and so through that, his daughter as well.

…and now the ending reveals him back at home with a crib that potentially holds anna. which makes no sense. if he died at his baptism, the split point of booker and comstock, then both cease to exist. not just one. booker dies as well. comstock was never made, but then neither was booker. or anna. because he died.

but then the elizabeths wouldn’t have drowned him. so nothing changed and…

basically, the game developers tried to make a deep, meaningful ending with a spark of hope…and instead made a big, fucking mess of time travel.

what a disappointing ending.

maybe i’m just too tired to get it. i have played this all through the night and it’s now 11am

but but but, theres countless bookers and elizabeths! Wait, what do you mean that makes killing booker pointless then?

But yea i agree, it was a big predictable clusterfuck, i watched a lets play of it because i didnt have the money, and im happy i didnt spend money on it.

heroinfriday:

congenitalprogramming:

lisaquestions:

hyena-punk:

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…

Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine

Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality

Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

Like, yeah cheating is bad. dont do it. but who the fuck thinks this is a valid reaction, like if this happened to me id be fucked up for weeks. It not a ok god damn thing to do to someone for just cheating

I figure the kind of guy who’d lock a woman in a car with hundreds of cockroaches for cheating on him is the kind of guy who’d give a woman a hundred reasons to cheat on him in the first place.

Like, cheating sucks. Intentionally traumatizing people sucks more.

The bolded. Cheating is cheating is cheating but going out of your way to fucking traumatize someone for it is fucking stupid. They cheated on you. Move the fuck on. You’re out here scheming minor supervillain moves on them and shit get your life in order.

I dunno man, this feels like sweet sweet justice. As someone who has cheated and has been cheated on—by different people—I feel like this is an acceptable fuck you to do to someone for emotionally scarring you into having little trust in all relationships. -Liv

No i deff consider this an abusive act. Getting cheated on sucks, but that doesnt mean LOCK SOMEONE IN A CAR WITH SOMETHING THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY FRIGHTENED BY. Maybe Im biased, Theres only one thing i would react this way to, and that spiders, If someone did this to me, i would end up having panic attacks, i would be terrified to open boxes like that ever again, i probably wouldnt be able to sit in a backseat, I would be extremely fucked up, Because someone would have forcibly exposed me to one of my phobias. Again, maybe im biased because i would only react this way to a phobia (of which i have 3). But that doesnt take away from the fact that shes obviously extremely distressed, and anyone who would honestly do this to someone for cheating, is an extremely fucked up person.

Im a vindictive cunt, i always have been, if you hurt me or fuck me over i WILL get you back, but even i can see that this is too extreme for cheating, almost everyone is going to get cheated on at one point, it sucks, but its the truth.

edens-blog:

boynerdramblings:

Our junk food is better than yours america

america has almost all the same stuff but with less stupid names

pretty much

soherestohoping:

Hey remember when you wanted hair like the girls on Lizzie McGuire more than anything?